英語幽默小故事帶翻譯： Formal announcement 正式通知（中英雙語）
14.Formal announcement 正式通知
14·正式通知
My friend，soon to be a bride，attended a church wedding where a number of babies and small children in the con-gregation caused quite a commotion. "I certainly am not going to put up with that sort of thing at my wedding，”my friend remarked. Several months later I received her wedding invitation. Noted at the bottom was the following:"No Babies Expected. "
我的一位將要做新娘的朋友，有一次參加了別人的教堂婚禮。慶典上，有許多嬰兒和小孩子，這引起了一陣不小的混亂。“我可不想在我的婚禮上容忍這種亂勁兒。”我的那位
朋友說。幾個月后，我收到了她的婚禮請柬。_請束下面寫著:“不準帶小孩。”
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