小沈陽經典臺詞搞笑翻譯
小沈陽有10句經典臺詞逢場做戲必說,觀眾卻也100聽不厭樂不可支。
1.這是為什么呢?
山寨版:This is why what?
學院版:Why is this?
2.準備好了么?Music!
山寨版:Ready well le-ma?謬賊!
學院版:Are you ready? Music!
3.我只是一個普通的二人轉演員。
山寨版:I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
學院版:I am just an ordinary actor of "two person act".
4.不要----不要----停----不要停,pia、pia地。
山寨版:No want ——no want——stop——no want stop,屁啊、屁啊滴.
學院版:Don't, don't…stop, don't stop,啪啪地.
5.我的中文名叫小沈陽,我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang!
山寨版:My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—樣兒!
學院版:My Chinese name is 小沈陽, my English name is Xiao Shenyang.
6.走別人的路,讓別人無路可走!
山寨版:Walk other man's road, allow other man no way can go!
學院版:Follow others' footprint, leave them no way to go.
7.我自己能做到的事,從來不麻煩別人。
山寨版:I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
學院版:Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.
8.我也是有身份證的人。
山寨版:I also am have body card people.
學院版:I am also somebody with an ID card.
9.世界是我們的,也是兒子們的,但最終是那幫孫子們的。
山寨版:The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
學院版:The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
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