Doctors Joke (57)

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　　A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn‘t been feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.“I‘m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don‘t have much time，”the doctor says.“Oh no，that’s terrible. How long have I got？”the man asks.“10……”says the doctor.“

　　10？10 what？Months？Weeks？What？！“he asks desperately.”10……9……8……7……“

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