幽默的故事
A Humorous Story
A man went to see his doctor one day because he was suffering from pains in his stomach. After the doctor had examined him carefully, he said to him, “well, there's nothing really wrong with you, I'm glad to say. Your only trouble is that you worry too much. Do you know, I had a man with the same trouble as you in here a few weeks ago, and I gave him the same advice as I'm going to give you. He was worried because he couldn't pay his tailor's bills. I told him not to worry his head about the bills any more. He followed my advice and when he came to see me again two days ago, he told me that he now felt quite all right again.”
“Yes, I know all about that,” answered the patient sadly. “You see, I'm that man's tailor.”
幽默的故事
一天，有一個人因為胃難受去看醫生，醫生替他仔細檢查后，對他說：“我很高興地其實你根本沒什么病，你唯一的毛病就是你太擔憂了。知道嗎，幾星期前，我這里來了一位與你同樣毛病的人，和你一樣，我給了他同樣的忠告。他擔憂是因為他付不起 裁縫的賬，我告訴他不必再為那些帳單傷腦筋，他接受了我的忠告。前兩天來看我時，他告訴我，他現在感覺很好。”
“你說的那些我都知道，”這個病人悲哀地說：“你瞧，我就是那個裁縫。”
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