在天堂結婚
Marry in the heaven
A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer. Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven. The young lady then asks St. Peter, “If things just don't work out can we get a divorce?" St. Peter looks at her and replies, " Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?!!"
一對年輕的夫婦在去結婚的路上出了車禍，雙雙死去了。于是，他們來到了圣徒彼得面前，妻子問是否她還可以和丈夫結婚，圣徒彼得告訴他們，關于這個問題他一有了結果就會回來找他們。差不多30天以后，圣徒彼得回來了，并且告訴他們可以在天堂結婚。妻子又問：“如果生活的不愉快，我們可不可以離婚呢？”圣徒彼得看著她，回答說：“夫人，我花了30天才找到個傳教士，難道你真的希望我再去找個律師嗎？”
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