有想象力的員工
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held."
"Well," the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
一個年輕人被雇用幾個星期后，他被叫到經(jīng)理辦公室。
“這是什么意思？”經(jīng)理問。“你申請這份工作的時候，你告訴我們你有五年的工作經(jīng)歷。現(xiàn)在我們發(fā)現(xiàn)這是你曾經(jīng)做過的第一份工作。”
“是的。”年輕人說,"廣告里你說你想要一些有想象力的人。”
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