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        You Married Mine

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            Little boy:   Daddy, I want to get married.

            Father jokingly said:   Oh!  Who did you have in mind?

            Little boy:   Grandma.

            Father:   Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

            Little boy:  Why not?   You married mine.

         

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