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模仿鳥兒
一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”負(fù)責(zé)人問。
“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。
“你在開玩笑吧？”負(fù)責(zé)人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”
“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。
Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. “What can you do？” asked the producer.
“Imitate birds，” the man said.
“Are you kidding？” answered the producer， “People like that are a dime a dozen.”
“Well， I guess that's that.” said the actor， as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
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