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        我們的尾巴 Our Tails

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            The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

            "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

        中文翻譯:

              教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時,他的話題又來了:“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴,那么現在尾巴到哪里去了?”

             “我來試試看,”一位老太太說?!霸撌俏覀冊谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧?!?BR>
                                                                   

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