你的第三個(gè)問題是什么呢？
A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?”
The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”
And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”
The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”
一個(gè)男的打電話問律師：“咨詢?nèi)齻€(gè)問題，您會(huì)收我多少錢？”
律師說：“400塊。”
那男的就說：“這費(fèi)用還挺高啊？”
律師說：“我想這是第二個(gè)問題了。你的第三個(gè)問題是什么呢？”
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