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        湯姆在夢(mèng)中的期待--雙語幽默笑話

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        before the final examination, tom told his mother, "mom, i had a dream last night that i'd passed today's exam."

        在期末考試之前,湯姆告訴他的母親:“媽媽,我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng),夢(mèng)見我通過了今天的考試。”

        "don't trust dreams, dear. it is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." mother replied.

        “不要相信夢(mèng),親愛的。據(jù)說夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。

        "then i do hope i'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," tom said.

        “那么,我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中,我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。
         

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