天氣預(yù)報(bào)
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said， "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later， the Indian went up to the director and said， "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible，" said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However， after several successful predictions， the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow，" said the director， "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like？"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know，" he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預(yù)報(bào)
一個(gè)電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作。一天，一個(gè)印度老人到導(dǎo)演跟前告訴導(dǎo)演說"明天下雨。"第二天果然下雨了。
一周后，印度人又來告訴導(dǎo)演說，"明天有風(fēng)暴。"果然，第二天下了雹暴。
"印度人真神，"導(dǎo)演說。他告訴秘書雇傭該印度人來預(yù)報(bào)天氣。
幾次預(yù)報(bào)都很成功。然后，接下來的兩周，印度人不見了。
最后，導(dǎo)演派人去把他叫來了。"我明天必須拍一個(gè)很大的場(chǎng)景，"導(dǎo)演說，"這得靠你了。明天天氣如何啊？"
印度人聳了聳肩。"我不知道，"印度人說，"收音機(jī)壞了。"
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