那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事180：總是我
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
lt's always me
總是我
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
一位父親對他的兒子們說：“你們的媽媽明天要烙一張餡餅，誰要吃呢？”
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all！"
大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
The father then said: "Tomorrow l'm going to butcher a pig.
父親接著說：“明天我要殺一頭豬，
Who is going to eat it?"
誰要吃呢?”
The same son answered: "Father,I'II eat it all!"
又是大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了.
The fathar added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field, Who is going to plough?"
父親又說：“明夭我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢？”
The oldest son answered again: " lt's always me .always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"
大兒子再次回答道：“總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來做吧。”
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