湯姆上學遲到的原因--雙語幽默笑話
teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day?
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到？
tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, school-go slow.
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學校----慢行。
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