英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Patent 專利（中英雙語）
58.Patent
58.專利
I conducted orientation for groups of new employees of a large computer-software company. One part covered the legal paper work for any inventions they had patented prior to joining us. Although it didn't apply to everyone，I explained，I needed all of them to list any patents they had.One young woman looked uncertain, but began writing.
我負責為某大型計算機軟件公司的新雇員介紹一些所需填的表格和文件。其中有一項是了解他們在加入我公司前曾有過哪些申請合法的發明專利。當然，我知道，這一項并不
適合所有的人.所以我解釋說:我需要他們列一個任何自己的專利品清單。有個年較女士看上去有點疑感，但她還是寫了。
When I collected the forms，I saw that she had listed two pairs of shoes，with a bag to match.
收表的時候，我看到她的清單上寫著:兩雙鞋，用一個書包來搭配。
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