I have a magical dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing， they settled for $10，000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger， “Your duck is a ripoff！ I put him on the pot before a whole audience， and he didn't dance a single step！”
“So？” asked the ducks former owner， “did you remember to light the candle under the pot？”
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