英漢雙語笑話：Mother Mouse 鼠媽媽
a mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush.
老鼠媽媽帶著孩子們散步的時候看見一只貓躲在樹叢后面.
she watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
她盯著貓，貓盯著鼠孩子。
mother mouse barked fiercely, "woof, woof, woof!" the cat was so terrified that it ran for its life.
鼠媽媽狂吠，“汪，汪，汪！” 貓驚慌失措趕緊逃命。
mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
鼠媽媽轉(zhuǎn)過來對孩子們說，“現(xiàn)在，你們懂得第二語言的價值了吧？”
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