我祖父是街頭小販。
Teacher:Sam,youtalk a lot!
Sam:It’s a family tradition.
Teacher:What doyoumean?
Sam:Sir,My grandpa was a street hawker,my father is a teacher.
Teacher:What about your mother?
Sam:She’s a woman.
老師：薩姆，你說話太多了！
薩姆：這是家庭傳統。
老師：什么意思？
薩姆：先生，我祖父是街頭小販，我爸爸是老師。
老師：那你媽媽呢？
薩姆：她是女人。
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