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        我的一個同事失蹤了幾個小時。

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        Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.

        "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."


        我的一個同事失蹤了幾個小時,我們到處找他。最后老板發現他睡著了。不愿叫醒他,他悄悄地把一張紙條放在他的胸膛。“只要你是睡著了,”看,“你有一份工作。但是只要你一醒來,你就被開除了。”

               

                                

            

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