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  　　“What sort of an act do you do？”I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.　　“Anything else？”　　“Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth”。更多 英語笑話、英...

  2018-12-31 英語笑話

• 幽默笑話：一個言出必行的人

  　　導語：你也愛幽默笑話嗎？英語笑話的小編為大家整理了一些幽默小笑話，讓你在笑聲中提升英語能力！A Man of Actions　　A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no do...

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• I cannot see it at all

  After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV， "Honey， go see if the kitchen light is on...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話

• 兩名士兵

  　　Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George， and the second one's name was Bill. George said， "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope， Bill？"　　Bill said， "Yes， I have，" and he...

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• 英漢幽默故事選讀【15】

  It Seemed like Hours　　As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I h...

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• 知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇02：A dumb boy 笨小孩（中英+）

  A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.一個小男孩走進一家...

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• 這些問題你想過嗎？

  Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 為什么太陽能把頭發曬淺，卻能把皮膚曬黑？Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?為什么你從來沒見過...

  2018-11-29 英語笑話

• 可我不用笑了明天我就走人了

  The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.When he no...

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• 吵架

  A Family Quarrel　　The young newly-weds quarreled. At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears. "I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. I'm packing up my things and g...

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• 英漢雙語笑話67

  1. A teacher said to her class： “Who was the first man？” “George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly． “How do you make out that George Washington was the first...

  2018-11-20 英語笑話