笑話習題簿11.1.10
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap." 小約翰告訴媽媽：“早上我和爸爸坐公車時，他讓我給一位女士讓座?！?
“好，你做得對?！眿寢屨f。
“但是，媽媽，我那時正坐在爸爸的大腿上?！?
練習:
結果會怎么樣啦~
答案：
今天小約翰加餐，爸爸沒有飯吃。
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