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        笑話習(xí)題簿11.1.9

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           Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
           Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
           警察:你估計(jì)小偷是什么時(shí)候進(jìn)入你家的?
           失主:我的手表都被偷走了,我怎么知道是什么時(shí)候?
        練習(xí):
        來形容下這個(gè)小偷吧~
        答案:
        很聰明呢,知道什么是最重要的東西。                                                   

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