笑話習(xí)題簿11.1.8
“Dear George， I remember I said‘no’ to someone last night， but I had forgotten who it was.” 一個社交界的青年給一位年輕女士挖苦地寫道：“親愛的史密斯小姐，您也許記得我昨晚向您求婚，但我現(xiàn)在記不起您到底是答應(yīng)了還是沒答應(yīng)。”
“親愛的喬治，我記得昨晚是對一個人說了‘不’，但忘了那人是誰。”練習(xí)：
你知道誰更聰明嗎?
答案：
史密斯。
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