趣味英語：毒舌話男人，男人的真相
好男人不帥。帥男人不好。又帥又好的男人是同性戀；又帥又好又不是同性戀的男人都結婚了……聽香港四大才子之一蔡瀾先生為你一一道出男人的真相……
the nice men are ugly.
好男人不帥。
the handsome men are not nice.
帥男人不好。
the handsome and nice men are gay.
又帥又好的男人是同性戀。
the handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帥又好又不是同性戀的男人都結婚了。
men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
不是很帥但是很好的男人卻沒有錢。
the men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
不是很帥但是又好又有錢的男人會認為我們看上的是他們的錢。
the handsome men without money are after our money.
而沒有錢但是很帥的男人看上的是我們的錢。
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