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        趣味英語:“老公”和“老婆”的由來,人為何要娶為何要嫁

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          Why does a man want to have a WIFE?
          男人娶老婆的原因:
          Because…

          W—— Washing
          I  —— Ironing
          F —— Food
          E —— Entertainment

          Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?
          女人嫁人的原因:
          Because…

          H——Housing
          U——Understanding
          S——Sharing
          B——Buying
          A——and
          N——Never
          D——Demanding

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