奔跑的小白兔雙語笑話

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奔跑的小白兔這則笑話應該挺多童鞋已經看過，小編以前聽到的時候就覺得。。。好可怕。。。A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
有一只小白兔快樂地奔跑在森林中, 在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的長頸鹿。小白兔看著長頸鹿說道：“長頸鹿我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢？和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你會感覺心情舒暢很多！”長頸鹿看看小白兔，又看看手里的大麻煙，把大麻煙向身后一扔，跟著小白兔在森林中奔跑。Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his coke, then tosses it and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
后來它們遇到一只正準備吸食可卡因的大象，小白兔又對大象說：“大象我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢？想想自己的健康啊。跟我們一起在這片美麗的森林中奔跑吧，你會感覺好很多！”大象看看它們，又看看手中的可卡因，于是把可卡因向身后一扔，跟著小白兔和長頸鹿一起奔跑。The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
后來它們遇到一只正準備注射毒品的獅子，小白兔又對獅子說：“獅子我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢？想想自己的健康啊！跟我們一起在這片陽光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你會感覺如此美好！”The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
獅子看看小白兔，放下手中的針筒，把小白兔猛揍了一頓。長頸鹿和大象被嚇壞了，它們看著獅子問它：“獅子，你為什么要打小白兔呢？它只是想要幫助我們大家啊！”The lion answers, "He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!"
獅子回答：“這家伙每次嗑了搖頭丸就拉著我像白癡一樣在森林里亂跑！”

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