Women seeking men

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　　"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds

　　40-ish means： 48

　　Adventurer means： Has had more partners than you ever will

　　Affectionate means： Possessive

　　Artist means： Unreliable

　　Average looking means： You figure this one out

　　Beautiful means： Pathological liar

　　Commitment-minded means： Pick out curtains， now！

　　Communication important means： Just try to get a word in edgewise

　　Contagious Smile means： Bring your penicillin

　　Educated means： College dropout

　　Emotionally Secure means： Medicated

　　Employed means： Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home

　　Enjoys art and opera means： Snob

　　Enjoys Nature means： Bring your own granola

　　Exotic Beauty means： Would frighten a Martian

　　Financially Secure means： One paycheck from the street

　　Free spirit means： Substance abuser

　　Friendship first means： Trying to live down reputation as slut

　　Fun means： Annoying

　　Gentle means： Comatose

　　Good Listener means： Hard to pull a word from her

　　Humorous means： Caustic

　　Intuitive means： Your opinion doesn't count

　　In Transition means： Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills

　　Light drinker means： Lush

　　Looks younger means： If viewed from far away in bad light

　　Loves Travel means： If you're paying

　　Loves Animals means： Cat lady

　　Non-traditional means： Ex-husband lives in the basement

　　Open-minded means： Desperate

　　Outgoing means： Loud

　　Passionate means： Loud

　　Poet means： Depressive Schizophrenic

　　Redhead means： Shops on the Clairol aisle

　　Reliable means： Frumpy

　　Reubenesque means： You can figure this one out

　　Romantic means： Looks better by candle light

　　Self-employed means： Jobless

　　Smart means： Insipid

　　Special means： Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows

　　Spiritual means： Involved with a cult

　　Stable means： Boring

　　Tall， thin means： Anorexic

　　Tan means： Wrinkled

　　Wants Soulmate means： One step away from stalking

　　Widow Nagged means： first husband to death

　　Writer means： Pompous

　　Young at heart means： How about the rest

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