不要在我吃東西的時候說這個！

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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It's so clean！ The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere——it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.”

“Please,” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I'm eating！”

兩只蟑螂咬在一條小巷的垃圾談論一家新飯館。“那時我在街對面的那家新餐館，一個說“。“那里太干凈了！廚房一塵不染，和地板閃光。沒有任何地方土——它是如此的干凈，整個地方發光?！薄罢?，”另一個說蟑螂皺著眉頭?！安灰谖页詵|西的時候說這個！”

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