兩個女人的故事

　　2 Women Stories

　　A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems tohurt.″

　　The doctor says,″Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of thecup.″

　　A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.

　　The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

　　After15minutes of this, a lady－one of the woman＇s friends came over and asked what she was doing.

　　″I＇mtrying to pop out this dent, but it＇s not really work ing.″

　　″Duh

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