手機(jī)版

        英語幽默笑話:男人和女人對(duì)待貓

        閱讀 :

          Women love cats. Men say they love cats,

          but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

          女人喜歡貓。男人說他們也喜歡,

          但當(dāng)女人看不到時(shí),男人踢貓。

        更多 英語笑話英語小笑話英文笑話英語幽默小故事,請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全

        本文標(biāo)題:英語幽默笑話:男人和女人對(duì)待貓 - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
        本文地址:http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/38097.html

        相關(guān)文章

        • Police Joke(24)

            A Highway Patrolman started creeping up on a highway speeder when it was evident that the individual being pursued realized there was a Highway Patrolman behind him and he stepped on the gas t...

          2019-01-02 英語笑話
        • 英漢雙語笑話:My First and My Last 第一次與最后一次

          my first and my lastwhen george was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. he soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.george had a friend. his nam...

          2018-10-29 英語笑話
        • MONEY AND FRIENDS

            MONEY AND FRIENDS  A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?  B: Friends, of course.  A: Why?  B: I can always borrow money from friends.  錢和朋友  甲:你認(rèn)為錢和朋友哪一個(gè)更...

          2018-12-25 英語笑話
        • Salespeople Joke(1)

            A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs,it was obvious she was in...

          2019-01-04 英語笑話
        • Farmer Joke(20)

            A motorist,after being bogged down in a muddy road,paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer,“At those prices,I s...

          2018-12-31 英語笑話
        • 英漢雙語笑話:Twin Lobsters 孿生龍蝦

          twin lobstersonce i had achieved success as an entertainer, i wanted to impress my mom. i brought her to las vegas for dinner at caesar's palace. among other items, the menu listed "twin lobs...

          2018-10-29 英語笑話
        • Kid Joke(75)

            “Dad,Can you write in the dark?”  “I think so. What is it you want me to write?”  “Your name on this report card.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文...

          2018-12-31 英語笑話
        • 要乖乖的就能上天堂

          The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, 'Where do you want to go?''Heaven!' Suzy cried ou...

          2018-11-26 英語笑話
        • Hurt all over

            A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.  "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.  "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.  "What do you mean, all over?"...

          2018-12-07 英語笑話
        • 雙語笑話 同樣的服務(wù)

            The same service  同樣的服務(wù)  A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.  有位結(jié)婚十年的男人,正向婚姻顧問請(qǐng)教。  "When I was fi...

          2018-11-30 英語笑話
        你可能感興趣
        主站蜘蛛池模板: 东城区| 平陆县| 布拖县| 砚山县| 景宁| 沁水县| 梁平县| 庆安县| 杭锦旗| 蒲江县| 陵水| 萍乡市| 通城县| 临夏县| 屏边| 鄂托克前旗| 嘉黎县| 宜兰县| 巴彦淖尔市| 石河子市| 明水县| 呼图壁县| 弥勒县| 诸城市| 东港市| 高雄县| 织金县| 临清市| 乌兰浩特市| 满洲里市| 伊通| 惠安县| 关岭| 仙游县| 伊金霍洛旗| 乌鲁木齐市| 长汀县| 长沙县| 息烽县| 台中市| 岢岚县|