每日一笑（11.27）
You should've known it
"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you
were!" shouted the woman to her husband!
The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was
the minute I asked you to marry me!"
你早該知道
“如果早知道你有這么蠢我決不會嫁給你！”一個女人對她的丈夫喊道。
“早在我向你求婚的時候你就應該知道了。”丈夫回答道。
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