Tuba jokes
Q： What is the range of a tuba？
A： Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Q： What's a tuba for？
A： 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.
Q： There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car. Who's driving？
A： The policeman
Tuba Player： Did you hear my last recital？
Friend： I hope so.
Q： How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb？
A： Three： one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.
Q： How do you fix a broken tuba？
A： With a "tuba glue."
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