外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹238：父親的親筆簽名(中英)
Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?
老師:湯姆，你沒把你的考卷給你的父母看，是嗎?
Tom: Yes, I have, sir.
湯姆:不，老師,我給看了。
Teacher: But I can’t find your father's John Hancock on the papers at all.
老師:可是我在上面根本沒找著你父親的親筆簽名啊。
Tom : Here，sir. (Showing his whipped arms to the teacher.)
湯姆:在這里老師。(湯姆向老師露出手臂上的鞭傷)
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