我是整形醫(yī)生
男：I＇m a photographer. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。
女：I＇m a plastic surgeon. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。
男：Is this seat empty？這個座位是空的嗎？
女：Yes，and this one will be if you sit down.是的，如果你坐下，我的這個座位就是空的。
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？ 這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎？
女：Sorry. I＇m having a headache this weekend. 抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。
男：I think I could make you very happy. 我想我能讓你非常快樂。
女：Why？ Are you leaving？ 是嗎？你是說你要離開？
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