得到最終的答案I know who god is--雙語幽默笑話
a boy says to her mother, mom, is god a man or woman?
兒子：那上帝是男人還是女人？
the mom thinks a while and says, well, son, god is both man and woman.
媽媽想了一會(huì)說，兒子，上帝既是男人又是女人。
the son is confused, so he asks, is god black or white?
兒子：媽媽，上帝是白人還是黑人？
the mother replies, god is both black and white, honey.
、媽媽：寶貝，上帝是白人也是黑人！
the son, still curious, says after a while, is god gay or straight, mommy?
兒子還是很好奇,過了一會(huì)又問,上帝是同性戀還是異性戀,媽媽?
the mother, getting a little worried, answers, son, god is both gay and straight.
母親,有點(diǎn)擔(dān)心,回答兒子說,上帝既是同性戀也是異性戀。
the son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: is god michael jackson?
兒子：哦。我知道了，上帝是邁克爾·杰克遜！
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