笑話習題簿11.3

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JOKE:
   A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "Whats the other hat for?"　　
   "Business has been so tremendous lately. " the man replied. " that I decided to open a branch office. "
譯文：
   一個人站在墻角處，兩手各托一頂帽子，乞求施舍。有個路過的行人停下來，往一頂帽子里扔了一枚硬幣，然后問道：“另一頂帽子是干什么用的？” 　　
   “近來生意興隆，我決定開一個分店，”那人答道。
Notes: 　　
(1) handout n.      施舍　　
(2) tremendous adj. 極好的
Exercises:
根據短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：　　
① The man was sitting at a comer. 　　
② Before the man, there were two hats on the ground 　　
③ The man was waiting for a certain person. 　　
④ The passer-by put a coin in each of the two hats 　　
⑤ The man would really open a branch office.
練習參考答案：
①F②F③F④F⑤F

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