每日一笑（11.29）
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Knife and Drum.
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
刀和鼓。
媽：他爸，我怎么覺得咱們的鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節時給約翰尼
買的新鼓呢。
爸：為什么？
媽：他們給了他一把小刀，并問他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么樣的。
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