一個人想在舞臺劇中找份工作
一個人想在舞臺劇中找份工作
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
一個人想在舞臺劇中找份工作。”你們會做什么。制作人問。“模仿鳥兒，”男人說。你逗我呢吧。制作人回答，“那樣的人一毛錢。”“嗯，我想這樣。”說的演員，他展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。
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