趁麻煩出現之前
Before the Trouble Starts
A man went into a bar， sat down， called the barman and said to him，"Give me a drink before the
trouble starts．"
The barman was busy with other people， so he did not say anything， but he gave the man the drink， and the man drankit quickly． Then he put his glass down， called the barman a gain and said to him，“Give me another one before the trouble starts.”
Again the barman was too busy to say anything， so hegave the man his drink and went away． The man drank that too， and then again he called the barman and said to him．“One more drink before the trouble starts， please．”
This time the barman was not very busy， so when he brought the man his third drink， he said to him "What trouble are you talking about？"
The man answered,"I haven't got any money．"
趁麻煩出現之前
一個男人走進了一家酒巴。坐定下來便招呼酒巴招待并 對他說：“趁麻煩出現之前先給我來一杯酒。”
酒巴招待此刻正忙于招待別的顧客。所以也顧不上說什么，不過他給了那個人要的酒，那人把酒一飲而盡。接著他把酒杯放下，又招呼那個酒巴招待并對他說：“趁麻煩出現之前再給我來一杯。”
那個酒巴招待實在太忙了也顧不上問話，于是給了那人酒后就走開了。那人把它又喝了，接著再次招呼酒巴招待并對他說：“請你趁麻煩出現前再給來一杯。”
這一回，那個酒巴招待并不太忙，所以他給那人拿來第3杯酒時就問他：“你要講的麻煩是什么呀？”
那人回答說：“我身無分文。”
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