我的朋友和家人都在監獄里
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.
So one Visitor's Day, the warden called George to his office and said, “I notice you've never had any visitors, George.” Sympathetically, he put his hand on George's shoulder. “Tell me, don't you have any friends or family?”
George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden.It's just that they're all in here!”
監獄長為他的一個囚犯感到惋惜，因為每個周末的探望日大部分人有親人和朋友來探望，但是可憐的喬治總是一個人呆在他的房間。
因此一個探望日監獄長叫喬治到他辦公室說，“我注意到你從來沒有探望者，喬治。”他同情地拍拍喬治的肩。“告訴我，你難道沒有朋友和家人嗎？”
喬治答道，“哦，我當然有，監獄長。我的朋友和家人都在監獄里。”
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