雙語笑話 電影中的驚人俗套場景①
電影中的雷同俗套場景被導(dǎo)演們都用爛了：警察永遠在事情結(jié)束之后才到、又或是主角不死定律……掌握它，你說不定也能當(dāng)導(dǎo)演哦！
Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.正直、敬業(yè)的老警察，按慣例會在退休前三天遭槍擊受傷或身亡。
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while diving.
口紅一旦涂上就不會掉——即使去潛水。
You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
在任何戰(zhàn)爭中的任何戰(zhàn)役里你生還的幾率都非常大，除非你犯了個錯誤——給別人看了你遠在家鄉(xiāng)的心上人的照片。
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
一個男人即使是遭到了毒打，你也看不出他疼，但當(dāng)一個女人試著給他清理傷口的時候，他卻會因為疼痛而面部不時抽搐。
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
如果你能（在畫面中）看見一大塊玻璃，那么不久就會有人被拋過去砸穿它。
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
所有超市購物袋里都裝著至少一根法式長棍面包。
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
從巴黎任何一棟建筑物的窗戶望出去都能看到埃菲爾鐵塔。
Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not.
絕大多數(shù)人都住得起位于紐約市的寬敞的閣樓式公寓——不管他們有沒有工作。
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
如果你決定拆除一顆炸彈，那就別為該切斷哪根電線而傷腦筋，因為你的選擇總是對的。
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