每禮拜還喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six."
一位女子向正在門廊里的搖椅上晃悠著的一個小老頭走過去。
“我忍不住想說一聲，您看上去太幸福了，”女子說，“您快樂長壽的秘訣是什么呢？”
“我每天抽三包煙，”小老頭說，“每禮拜還喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從不鍛煉。”
“那真神了，”女子說，“您多大年紀了？”
“二十六。”
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