Idiots Joke(7)
One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened，he explained：
“Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone！”
“Well，”the boss said，“that explains one ear，but what about the other？”“They called back！”
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