用病人的名字為不治之癥命名的“好消息”--雙語幽默笑話
a doctor came into the hospital ward and said to mr. johnson, "i have some good news and some bad news for you."
一位醫生走進醫院的病房，告訴強森先生：“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你。”
then mr. johnson said, "please, give me the good news first."
強森先生說：“請先告訴我好消息吧！”
so the doctor said, "the doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
醫生說：“本院的醫師決定用你的名字，來為一種不治之癥命名。”
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