雙語笑話 if I Am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一個經理
一天課上，老師要同學們以如果我是一個經理為題寫一篇作文。
所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什么不寫。
我在等我的秘書。那孩子答道。
NOTE
assign vt.分配, 指派 （與to連用）分配
The monitor was assigned to take notes for the meeting.
班長被分派作會議記錄。
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