裝睡來逃避眼前的煩亂--雙語幽默笑話
when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged（用肘輕推） him and said: "wake up, sir!"
當一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒！”
"i wasn't asleep," the man answered.
“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。
"not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."
“沒睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？”
"i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
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