爆笑英語幽默笑話精75.The Much Noise In Class教室里太吵了（英漢雙語笑話）
75.The Much Noise In Class
75.教室里太吵了
It was the first day of school.As the principal made his rounds，he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms.He rushed in and spotted one boy，taller than the others，who seemed to be making the most noise.He seized the lad，dragged him to the hall，and told him to wait there until he was excused.
這是開學的第一天。校長在巡視的時候聽到一間教室特別地亂哄哄。他沖了進去，挑出一個比其他孩子都高的男孩兒，他似乎鬧得很兇。校長抓著這個男孩兒，將他拽到大廳里，讓他待在那兒。
Returning to the classroom，the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior.
回到教室，校長重整了課堂秩序，又花半小時講了舉止得體的重要性。
"Now,”hesaid, "arethereany question?”
“現在，”他說，“還有什么問題嗎?”
One girl stood up timidly，“Please sir，”she asked，“May we have our teacher back?"
一個女孩怯生生地站了起來，“對不起，先生，”她問，“能讓我們的老師回來嗎?”
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