牛乎，馬乎？(中英)
A Cow or a Horse
A visitor from the city was annoying the farmer with his many questions. He pointed to an animal in the field. “Why doesn't that cow have any horns？”he wanted to know.
“Well，”said the farmer.“There are three reasons why a cow may not have horns. Some cows are born without horns. Some cows lose their horns if they are sick. And we cut the horns of some cows to keep them from hurting people. But the reason that that cow there doesn't have any horns is that that cow is a horse.”
牛乎，馬乎？
一位城里來的游客不停地纏著農夫問這問那。他指著田里的一只動物問道：“那只奶牛為什么沒有角？”
“是這么回事，”農夫答道，“母牛沒有角有三種可能的原因。其一，有些奶牛生來無角；其二，有些奶牛生病時角就脫落了；其三，我們切掉有些奶牛的角，以防其傷人。但是，那頭奶牛沒有角的原因是因為它是匹馬。？
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