趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話：rum 朗姆酒（雙語(yǔ)）

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No, we don't drink rum. Do you know what it does to your body! Here, have a spirulina and a shot of beetroot ... Later we'll meditate ...

不,我們不喝朗姆酒。你知道它對(duì)你的身體有什么作用!在這里,有一個(gè)螺旋藻和甜菜根的…稍后我們將考慮……

The day Long John Silver realized that times had changed

這天長(zhǎng)約翰銀意識(shí)到時(shí)代不同了

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