英漢幽默故事選讀【107】
Such a Long Dog
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, " It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
Notes:
（1） bark v.犬吠
（2） in surprise驚奇地
Exercises:
根據短文填空：
① He stepped the head of the dog _____was sleeping.
② The dog barked _____a while.
③ The blind man went _____for miles .
④ The blind man had thought that it was the _____dog.
⑤ He said _____surprise, "It's a wonder that the dog is so long. "
如此長的狗
從前有個瞎子。一天，他正在行路時踩著了一只正在睡覺的狗的腦袋。狗“汪汪汪”地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴。狗又“汪汪汪”地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：“奇怪，這只狗可真夠長的。”
練習參考答案：
① who ② for ③ on ④ first ⑤ in
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